Sunday 19 February 2012

Cliche's

George looked up from shoeing the horse to see the outline of Curley's wife in the doorway of the barn. They were alone. She leaned against the doorway, and bit her lip. "Hey there George." she whispered into the barn. George looked over at her. "I'm looking for Curly, have you seen him around here?"  She asked innocently.
                "Haven't seen that bugger." George replied shortly.
                "Whatcha' doing there?" She asked, staring straight at him. Her eyes pierced him like a thousand daggers.
                "Make like a tree and leave woman," George answered in a monotone voice. Curly's wife walked into the barn, and walked toward George. Butterflies were fluttering about in George's stomach.
                "All of you boys never want to talk to a beautiful woman like me," she said angrily. She sat down on the hay, and pouted.  "I guess boys will be boys," She started to fiddle around with the hay. George ignored her, and started walking towards the exit of the barn. "Awe George, where are you going?" whined Curly's wife.
                "For Pete's sake." Yelled George. He turned around and glared at Curly's wife.
                "I can see it in your eyes George, you want me," She started into George's eyes and winked. "All's fair in love and war." She spoke softly. George ignored her, and stood there. "What's wrong hun, cat got your tongue?" Curly's wife giggled.
                "You are beautiful, but I don't want nothing to do with you," George looked the other way as he spoke. "Beauty is only skin deep." He said quietly.
                "You can't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes," Curly's wife responded.
                "You're crossing your limits."  George said with a straight face. "You'll be lucky if I don't tell Curly about this, now get back to your house."
                "I guess you're right, better safe than sorry." She walked past George and out of the barn. She blew a kiss towards George.
                "I'm damned if do, and damned if I don't." George mumbled to himself.

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